There are many reasons why Scott and I are best friends. There are also many reasons why we are also arch enemies. This is one of them:
Today I received this email:
SCOTT TO SARAH
"this message is too long. please read and give me a summary in person.
Hey 199th Ward,
So we passed around a sign up for the ward intramural teams today but we wanted to send an email to everyone just in case someone was missed but would like to sign up. We are doing a co-ed soccer team and a co-ed ultimate frisbee team for the ward this term. I'll include the list of people who have signed up for both. We'll need your BYU ID #s in order to sign everyone up on Tuesday morning, so if you have already signed up or want to sign up, send those numbers our way by Monday night so we can get you on the team. It looks like we need more girls for the frisbee team, so guys get your wives to come out and play with you. The soccer team could definitely use more people (that way I don't have to play as much =D). The co-ed soccer begins on May 1 and the ultimate frisbee begins on May 6. If you would like to play, let us know. Thanks!
-Steve Petersen"
So we passed around a sign up for the ward intramural teams today but we wanted to send an email to everyone just in case someone was missed but would like to sign up. We are doing a co-ed soccer team and a co-ed ultimate frisbee team for the ward this term. I'll include the list of people who have signed up for both. We'll need your BYU ID #s in order to sign everyone up on Tuesday morning, so if you have already signed up or want to sign up, send those numbers our way by Monday night so we can get you on the team. It looks like we need more girls for the frisbee team, so guys get your wives to come out and play with you. The soccer team could definitely use more people (that way I don't have to play as much =D). The co-ed soccer begins on May 1 and the ultimate frisbee begins on May 6. If you would like to play, let us know. Thanks!
-Steve Petersen"
I responded with this
SARAH TO SCOTT:
"you just graduated from college. you can read. you just have to sound it out very slowly. someday you're going to be a doctor.
lovingly,
wife."
But because we are best friends as well as enemies, I also included this:
"ps. it said they passed around intramurals sign ups and they wanted to make sure everyone got it so they emailed it. they need more girls for ultimate frisbee and included a list of those who are currently signed up."
However, about an hour later I received this, it was short, sweet, and to the point
SCOTT TO SARAH:
"Thank you servant girl."
Servant girl?!? Oh husband, if I did not love you so much...
SARAH TO SCOTT:
"you just graduated from college. you can read. you just have to sound it out very slowly. someday you're going to be a doctor.
lovingly,
wife."
But because we are best friends as well as enemies, I also included this:
"ps. it said they passed around intramurals sign ups and they wanted to make sure everyone got it so they emailed it. they need more girls for ultimate frisbee and included a list of those who are currently signed up."
However, about an hour later I received this, it was short, sweet, and to the point
SCOTT TO SARAH:
"Thank you servant girl."
Servant girl?!? Oh husband, if I did not love you so much...
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