Mr. and Mrs. Brunson

Sarah is amazing. Every few days she has extra need for attention. These moments are the best. I always "just happen" to get e-mails telling me school is canceled, work is postponed, or my homework assignment is no longer required. Here are my top 5 favorites in no particular order.

#1
mr. brunson,
the baby rats called and said that it's okay if you feed them later in the day for the next four weeks, they don't mind. They suggest you take your wife to cafe rio and write her paper for her instead.

love,
the rat keeper.
#2
i miss you. can we make pudding tomorrow? i love you. can you please come closer so i can squeeze your toe? i barely can't reach it. kiss, please. pudding, please. love, please. attention, please.

love,
wife.
(I was on the couch next to her when I received this)

#3
I love you more than a manatee loves food.

sincerely,
wife.

For number four and five Sarah actually created a new e-mail address to try and make them more legitimate.

#4
Students in the Nutritional Science Major:
Today is National Consumate Your Marriage Day at BYU. Feel free to stay at home and have relations with your wife. Any absences will be excused by University Policy (see page 543 Policy 48.9).

Sincerely,
Cecil O. Samuelson

#5
Around this time of year we like to celebrate Scott and Sarah's one year date-iversary! Congratulations you two! On this day all married couples are strongly encouraged to stay at home and make rice krispie treats and watch uplifting videos such as 21. This will count as a University Excused Absence. Also, we will not tell your Medical School.

Please contact us with any questions
BYU School Cancellation Committee
805-807-9572